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Quality art post

bellevueblackbottle:

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All text straight from skype chats. What we lack in character accuracy, we make up for in awesomeness.

kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

taraatrandom:

I feel like the best trolling in the world would be to somehow hack all the files of the upcoming 50 Shades of Grey movie and replace them with Secretary

All the base elements are there:  mousy girl’s sexual awakening at the hands of a creepy/weird/troubled but successful man, taboo BDSM that the world just doesn’t understand, main characters struggling to understand and accept their desires, etc.  Hell, Spader’s character is even named Grey.  SHE CALLS HIM “MR. GREY,” PEOPLE.  It’s actually more like a crossover fanfic than a pure Twilight fanfic, really. 

The main difference, of course, is that Secretary has a better story, and the character’s actions aren’t really judged by the movie (they’re judged by characters in the movie but the material itself doesn’t paint the main couple in a “naughty” light because of who they are).  In fact the ending is pretty positive and affirming.  Plus Spader and Gyllenhaal sell the shit out of it, and it has Jeffrey Davies for whom I’ve had a soft spot since LOST because well, LOST.  But I digress. 

What I’m saying here is that it’s a better body built on the same frame.  And I think it’d be hilarious to trick all those soccer moms into watching James Spader jerk off on Maggie Gyllenhaal’s ass.  You said you wanted kink, ladies…

awwww-cute:

I work at a convenience store where we give treats to dogs who come in. Oscar seems to have caught on quickly

awwww-cute:

I work at a convenience store where we give treats to dogs who come in. Oscar seems to have caught on quickly

Brown Sugar pop-tarts are the best pop tarts and if you disagree you’re just plain wrong

face-down-asgard-up:

whoistorule:

i’m so fucking angry about natalia kills

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I’m so furious I’m SO FURIOUS because I really wanted to believe that natalia kills, whose music is about the power in being a girl and not a good girl and not a girl who follows the rules and does everything right but a girl who tears shit up and destroys things and is angry and cruel and wanting and needy and raw, was for me, but apparently I’m wrong

apparently my existence being celebrated in 2 out of 2 million pop songs is actively offensive to her

I’m angry and I’m feeling betrayed and I’m spoiling for a fight and like

god I’m so fucking furious

man this is disappointing as fuck.